{"id":1229,"date":"2018-01-22T10:07:43","date_gmt":"2018-01-22T10:07:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/?p=1229"},"modified":"2018-01-23T10:12:18","modified_gmt":"2018-01-23T10:12:18","slug":"vicevi-ponedjeljkom-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/?p=1229","title":{"rendered":"Vicevi ponedjeljkom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bio mali Ivica na satu vjeronauka. Ka\u017ee vjerou\u010diteljica:<br \/>\n-Neka svi dignu ruke koji \u017eele i\u0107i na nebo.<br \/>\nSvi su dakako digli ruke osim Ivice.<br \/>\nPita njega vjerou\u010diteljica:<br \/>\n-Zar ti ne \u017eeli\u0161 i\u0107i na nebo, Ivice?<br \/>\nIvica odgovori:<br \/>\n-Mama mi je rekla da poslije vjeronauka odmah do\u0111em ku\u0107i.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div>Nastavnik matematike pita Pericu:<br \/>\n&#8211; \u010cuo sam, Perice, da si brz u ra\u010dunanju. Koliko je 32 x 26?<br \/>\nPerica:<br \/>\n&#8211; 750!<br \/>\nNastavnik:<br \/>\n&#8211; To nije ni blizu.<br \/>\nPerica:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ali je bilo brzo!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Perica:<br \/>\n&#8211; Tata, a \u0161to je to otrov za mi\u0161eve?<br \/>\nTata:<br \/>\n&#8211; To ti je,sine, ma\u010dka u prahu.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Leon Mar\u010dec, 7.b<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bio mali Ivica na satu vjeronauka. Ka\u017ee vjerou\u010diteljica: -Neka svi dignu ruke koji \u017eele i\u0107i na nebo. Svi su dakako digli ruke osim Ivice. Pita njega vjerou\u010diteljica: -Zar ti ne \u017eeli\u0161 i\u0107i na nebo, Ivice? Ivica odgovori: -Mama mi je rekla da poslije vjeronauka odmah do\u0111em ku\u0107i. &nbsp; Nastavnik matematike pita Pericu: &#8211; \u010cuo sam, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":423,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vicevi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1229"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1230,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229\/revisions\/1230"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}