{"id":730,"date":"2017-11-13T10:13:32","date_gmt":"2017-11-13T10:13:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/?p=730"},"modified":"2017-11-13T10:13:32","modified_gmt":"2017-11-13T10:13:32","slug":"vicevi-ponedjeljkom-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/?p=730","title":{"rendered":"Vicevi ponedjeljkom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dolazi Perica iz \u0161kole i pita ga otac:<br \/>\n-Sine, kako si pro\u0161ao u \u0161koli?<br \/>\n-Tata ti si nogometa\u0161, pa \u0107e\u0161 me razumjeti. Produ\u017eio sam ugovor s prvim razredom na godinu dana.<\/p>\n<div>Upoznaje se plavu\u0161a s nekim \u010dovijekom i on joj se pohvali:<\/div>\n<p>\u2022 Ja sam plasti\u010dni kirurg!<br \/>\nA plavu\u0161a \u0107e na to:<br \/>\n\u2022 Jao, a izgledate kao pravi!<\/p>\n<div>Mama il&#8217; tata?<br \/>\nTata: Koga voli\u0161 vi\u0161e? Mamu ili tatu?<br \/>\nSin: Oboje.<br \/>\nTata: Dobro, recimo ovako. Da ja odem u Pariz, a mama u Norve\u0161ku gdje bi ti oti\u0161ao?<br \/>\nSin: U Norve\u0161ku.<br \/>\nTata: Za\u0161to?<br \/>\nSin: Jer je to super zemlja.<br \/>\nTata: A da sam ja u Norve\u0161koj, a mama u Parizu gdje bi oti\u0161ao?<br \/>\nSin: U Pariz.<br \/>\nTata (ve\u0107 iznerviran): Za\u0161to?<br \/>\nSin: Jer sam ve\u0107 bio u Norve\u0161koj.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\">Leon Mar\u010dec, 7.b<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dolazi Perica iz \u0161kole i pita ga otac: -Sine, kako si pro\u0161ao u \u0161koli? -Tata ti si nogometa\u0161, pa \u0107e\u0161 me razumjeti. Produ\u017eio sam ugovor s prvim razredom na godinu dana. Upoznaje se plavu\u0161a s nekim \u010dovijekom i on joj se pohvali: \u2022 Ja sam plasti\u010dni kirurg! A plavu\u0161a \u0107e na to: \u2022 Jao, a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":423,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vicevi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=730"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":732,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730\/revisions\/732"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}