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U\u0111e Perica u autobus i pita ga voza\u010d :<\/div>\n

– Koliko ima\u0161 godina?
\n– Sedam
\n– Kada bude do\u0161ao kondukter , reci da ima\u0161 \u0161est.
\n– Za\u0161to?
\n– Pustit \u0107e te besplatno.
\nDolazi kondukter i pita ga :
\n– Koliko ima\u0161 godina?
\n– \u0160est!
\n– A kad puni\u0161 sedam?
\n– \u010cim iza\u0111em iz autobusa.<\/p>\n

___________________________<\/p>\n

Ka\u017ee mama Perici:
\n“Sine ajde malo u\u010di, ostavi taj telefon.”
\nPerica odgovara:
\n“Ali mama, znam sve”
\nMama ga upita:
\n“Kako se zove toranj u Parizu? ”
\nPerica:<\/div>\n
” Ajfonov toranj”<\/div>\n
______________________________________________<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
U\u010diteljica pita Pericu:
\n– “Perice, reci dvije zamjenice”
\nPerica:
\n– Tko,ja?
\nU\u010diteljica:
\n– Napokon to\u010dan odgovor i od tebe.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

U\u0111e Perica u autobus i pita ga voza\u010d : – Koliko ima\u0161 godina? – Sedam – Kada bude do\u0161ao kondukter , reci da ima\u0161 \u0161est. – Za\u0161to? – Pustit \u0107e te besplatno. Dolazi kondukter i pita ga : – Koliko ima\u0161 godina? – \u0160est! – A kad puni\u0161 sedam? – \u010cim iza\u0111em iz autobusa. ___________________________ […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":423,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vicevi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=956"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":958,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956\/revisions\/958"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skolski-puls.com.hr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}